Another birthday present

I received another fantastic birthday present:  this portrait, drawn by my eight-year-old son.  He asked me to sit for it and I posed dramatically.

“Make me look prettier than I do,” I said.  (That’s what you’re supposed to say when someone does your portrait for you, right?)

“Younger?” he asked.

“Sure,” I said, “younger.”

Here it is:

Notice the BREASTS.  To my recollection, this is the first time he has ever drawn breasts.  I must be younger because I am wearing a bikini and there aren’t enough umbrella drinks in the world for me to put on a bikini, not anymore. (It’s looking like I’m in need of a trip to the hairdresser, too!)

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