Deadbeat Dad Goes To College

When I was a freshman in college, I remember vividly sitting in a plastic chair across the desk from the pretty financial aid officer. She shifted uncomfortably as I began to cry. In a tired voice she said, “Look, honey, we have money for students whose parents are poor, not for those whose parents are assholes.” [...]

Gollum’s Visit

dc at night

Ex came to visit. I took a shower. It’s all good. [...]

The Dark Lord Cometh. Sorta.

Ex gets to show up for the victory party because half of what started this boy’s life came through his dick. [...]

No News is Bad News

I’m not gonna lie. I hate this. I really do. [...]