The Abortion I Attended

He's nuts.

Hers was the baby Rick Santorum thinks she should have viewed as a gift. Any way I look at it, I can’t see any gift. [...]

When Dad Lets You Down

Ex lacks the testicular fortitude to stray into enemy territory. [...]

Solidarity, My Solitary Valentines, Solidarity.

Valentine’s Day sucks. Now, get your butts off the pity pot. (I’m talking to you. Yes, you.) [...]

A Pep Talk for Solitary Valentines

“Always look on the bright side of life.”—Monty Python [...]